Week 10

Brooklyn Hillbilly (11-6-1)

Detroit(+1) at Arizona
Jon "Christian Soldier" Kitna is marching his team off to war. These guys qualify for "hot" in the NFC right now, after dismantling Denver last week and the Bears the week before. The D even looked good in those two games, though they were playing sub-par QBs. By the way, atta-boy Jay Cutler, way to make it on South Park. And they didnt even make a gerbil crawl up his ass or have him ripped apart by mountain lions-yet. Anyway, back to the desert. Ken Whisenhunt inherited a perennial underachiever and he making sure nothing changes in Tempe. These guys have turned back into the shitty football team they really are. Its damn near impossible to win with the running game they have. I dont know, nor do I care who is playing QB for them this week (Im assuming its still Warner), they are gonna lay a cardinal sized egg right at midfield and Detroit gets another W. Lions win 28-10

Falcons at Panthers
So what is wrong with the Panthers? It seems every year there is one position they lose everyone at. Well, this year it is a rather important one. The Panthers could start Vinny Testes-verde(a lovely Mexican dish) or rookie Matt Moore, who failed in his first impression last week. This is a sick and sad team, but they are still in shouting distance of the playoffs(NFC sucks). Luckily they are playing an even shittier team in the Falcons, who I wont even bother to break down other than to say that their win vs San Francisco last week was a big deal(sad, isnt it?). Defense and a ok running game from Warrick Dunn will keep this one relatively close, but my Panthers will win. Panthers 17-13.