Brooklyn Hillbilly
Ok, so I forgot what the second game I was supposed to preview was, so Ill give you a few quick hits on some of the more august matchups this week and an extended discourse on why the Steelers could beat the Patriots/lose by 30 to the Patriots.
Miami at BUFFALO(-7.5)
Dolphins are smart animals, but they are not good football players. Watch to see them flail around helplessly as the Bill run all over them. And no, they are probably not going to win a game this year. In the words of Nelson Muntz-"ha-ha" Joey Porter. Bills win 24-10
Cleveland at NEW YORK JETS(+3.5)
Sorry Jets fans, the Browns are good, and last I checked yall don't have a good record vs. good teams. That will not change this week as the Browns win again and continue to frighten me, probably for years to come. Browns rub Jets faces in it 31-13
St Louis at CINCINATTI(-6.5)
I dont see how you can give that kind of spread to a team as bad as the Bengals, even if they are playing another shitty team. This game really should be just a toss-up. I guess I just hate the Bengals enough to pick against them again. Rams win 17-13
About Me
- The Brooklyn Hillbilly
- Yo, Im the redneck of the group. Well, at least I grew up in West Virginia, so that makes me a redneck. Since leaving Mountain Mama, Ive lived in Boston/Cambridge, St. Louis, Chicago and New York. NY and Boston are tied for the most asshole sports fans per square mile, St. Louis has the nicest baseball stadium Ive ever been to and Chicago is the closest thing to a perfect city Ive seen in America. Im a Steelers fan first and foremost, as passed to me by my father and his father before him. I went to college in Boston with a couple of these other jokers on SUS and was the only one who became a Red Sox fan. But I still hate the Patriots, passionately. Other than the Sox, Im pretty much a fan of Pittsburgh teams and Colorado/Denver teams due to strong family connections and my brother beating me up as a child when I would root for the Steelers instead of the Broncos. So theres my alliegences. Go Steelers, Broncos, Red Sox, Avalanche and Penguins!
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