Week 12

Miami at PITTSBURGH(-16.5)
Fair warning- I'm going to use most of this pick to bitch about the 12-Couric dump the Steelers took in the Meadowlands on Sunday. The culprits? Our Fab Five, the 1-AA offensive line that protects(sometimes) our QB. Seriously, I could find 5 homeless men beggin for change outside of the West 4th stop who would do a better job than these asshats. But i wont put all of it on them, our D forgot how to tackle and how to cover dump routes. And also, since when do the Jets get to take 4 timeouts in the first half? I'm getting worked up, and truthfully, I'm only going to end up saying this is somehow Tom Bradys fault and that he should be shot. Miami sucks and if the Steelers cant beat them, well, fuck it, we should be relegated to college ball. Steelers win and cover 35-7

Indianapolis(-13) at ATLANTA
Heres the game that everyone was hyped for, but due to injuries and other temporary setbacks(you know, like prison) has been relegated to the scrap heap. This should be a good opportunity for Peyton to get back up on the horse so I don't have to rely on Chester Taylor and TO scoring career days to win at FF. Despite all the injuries the Colts have suffered, this is still a good team and will be back to form in a couple weeks. The Falcons, are, well, the Falcons, so don't expect too much of a fight from them. Colts win 24-10